They have an interesting look at someone else who is running for the 5th Congressional District seat other than incumbent Chris Murphy and Republican challenger David Cappiello. It's Harold Burbank II. Not to be confused with Harold Burbank I, who is equally well-known. And he is running as (surprise!) a Green Party Candidate.
You can read the sonorous gassive by going to the source, but I warn you... its length and subject matter are both unpardonably beyond their scope.
Burbank is giving the 5th district a choice other than Republicans and Democrats. Among the sensible policies he advocates is the impeachment and trial of President Bush and Vice President Cheney for treason and war crimes.
Burbank has offered a "Kennebunkport War Crimes Model Indictment Ordinance." This basically conveys powers to a municipality to "investigate, arrest, prosecute, sentence and refer for further action any known or suspected war criminal in a town or city." Naturally, I am sure Burbank would oppose the authority of city police to check if someone is an illegal alien, but now he wants municipalities to arrest and prosecute war criminals.
Burbank then offers us this classic in raving egghead moonbat chatter: "It clearly can be if a proper ordinance is passed. It would be remarkable if Fifth District towns passed local ordinances against war criminals, making towns and cities war crimes and war-criminal free zones, which obviously could be applied to Bush and Kissinger."
America is a great country. Anyone can run for public office, even if they are a disillusioned, obsessive, pseudo-intellectual who has done WAY too much acid in the 60's.
Also running for Congress in the 5th District are a pairof size nine shoes, a Dachshund named Fred, and a magic elf who refuses to give his name or he can be forced to give up his treasure.
NOTE: The above photo was stolen by me from CT News Junkie, who apparently stole it from the Corner Report, who I suspect may have lifted it off of eHarmony.com. But I can't be certain about that.