Monday, June 4, 2007

Is Rosa DeLauro a Romulan?

I have long suspected what the evidence suggests... that unique hairstyle... those ears.. . that other-universe sense of fashion...

I want to know whose interests she is representing in Washington. Those of Connecticut, or of Romulan Command? We deserve an answer.


Robert said...

You're assuming she's representing anyone's interests. When you make assumptions you make an "ass" out of "u" and "mumptions".

The Real Bob Anthony said...

Then again, DeLauro's a socialist ass who keeps getting elected in Nuevo Haven--a soon to be sanctuary city thanks to Juan DeStefano!

ConnecticutYankeeInFlorida said...

Don't insult Romulans!!! They would never vote that UGLY WITCH!!!!

mccommas said...
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mccommas said...


Nah. More like the Wicked Witch of the West

Only Margaret Hamilton was much prettier.

DeLauro is a minority in her own party. She has tried for years to get a meaningful leadership position only to be defeated time after time.

She should take the hint and retire.

What ever happened to Tom Scott? Remember him?

Dr. Rob Oliver said...

This is incredible, I independently came to the same conclusion re. DeLauro on my blog Plastic Surgery 101.

Check the post at:

Headless Horseman said...

Dr. Oliver... perhaps your unique skills could assist Ms. DeLauro.

Of course, I don't mean you can turn her into Bo Derek... (can't sculpt a Michelangelo with dung)... but help her out.

Dr. Rob Oliver said...

Well Photoshop did just come out with a new version recently. Maybe it has enough horse-power to morph her back to humanoid.

That sounds like a good contest for your blog!

ConnecticutYankeeInFlorida said...


You wrote --

What ever happened to Tom Scott? Remember him?

Yes, I remember him, I was on his campaign back in 1994 and yes, I think he would have REPEALED the income tax. I still think that Connecticut would have 6 congressional seats, if Tom won in 1994!

Tom Scott, you should've won!

Thomas said...

Talk about Rosa deLauro being ugly. As Rodney dangerfield would say: at her house every night is Halloween!

Thomas said...

Rosa DeLauro is so ugly if she got hit by a Mack truck it would be an improvment.

When Rosa was 2 years old she has a bout with salmonella poisioning. Her neighbors sent a get well card to salmonella.