Friday, October 19, 2007

Infection Spreading in Schools

A drug-resistant strain of infection is spreading throughout state schools, and has been reported already at several Connecticut public schools and colleges.

It is spread through casual contact. This nasty infection can be warded off by properly washing, and staying clean.

It is highly resistant to penicillin and other antibiotics. If you contract it, it can be treated through other means. Monitoring of the illness, and a public information campaign are the keys to prevention, and the best tools for combating this severe, debilitating disease.

Am I talking about Methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus (MRSA)?

No. I'm talking about liberalism. If you want to see what happens to you when you contract this nasty bug, see the videos below.

Usually spread from teacher-to-student contact in the schools, it is also spread student-to-student. Once contracted, it has been known to dog an individual, embarrassing them well into their advancing years.

If you suspect your child has been exposed, give him or her a Karen Silkwood wire-brush shower and send them to private school.

That is all. Carry on.


Dave Colavecchio said...

It's good to laugh after listening to Pete Starks hideous comments on the floor of the House yesterday.

Judy Aron said...

Oh HH - I am surprised at you !
The other choice of course is private school or HOMESCHOOL!!!

Now you must stay after class and do detention.

Headless Horseman said...

Yes, shame on me... that is the other decent option for certain.

Unless the parent is a liberal. In which case, the child is likely to contract liberal and spread it as well.

Headless Horseman said...

Stark is a moron. He is a Tang fart in America's spacesuit. Just try to plug your nose.