Monday, March 10, 2008

Client Number 9

Well well well. New York's ultra progressive Democratic Governor Elliot Spitzer is in it deep.

The governor apparently has been paying for prostitutes and has been connected to a prostitution ring. As a prosecutor, Spitzer himself prosecuted two prostitution rings before becoming governor. Can you say hypocrite?

The word is that Spitzer will resign soon.

Spitzer is pretty unattractive, but you'd think a governor who wanted to cheat on his wife would be able to get stanky on his hang-down without having to run his credit card through a hooker's slot. Bill Clinton wasn't much better looking, but he was smart! He went to trailer park sluts, waitresses, hotel staff, and interns.

This sad event not only calls into question the morals of Mr. Spitzer, but the standards of today's hookers.


2 comments:

Judy Aron said...

Makes our own Governor Rowland's escapades seem somewhat benign.
I mean, if you compare fixing up a cottage and hot tub to Spitzer's prostitution escapades... well I think CT can be proud of it's brand of more respectable corruption (if there is such a thing).

Headless Horseman said...

Yes, between Rowland, McGreevy and Spitzer, it's a real pleasure to have Connecticut have the one governor who didn't resign because of something he stuffed his genitals into.