Thursday, March 20, 2008

Shroud on Parade

The New Haven Register reports this morning that the dress worn by East Haven Mayor April Capone Almon at her inaugural gala last month has been donated to the East Haven Historical Society.

How wonderful to preserve East Haven's rich history! This black sheen Goth-style burlap sack will presumably go on display next to one of Mayor Hank Luzzi's armpit-sweat stained Monster Truck t-shirts, and a chunk of nicotine-scented orange shag carpet from Mayor Joe Maturo's office.

The Smithsonian will be calling. East Haven, don't sell cheap!