Thursday, March 13, 2008

Song with a Hook

It was only a matter of time before we discovered who the hooker was that Governor Spitzer paid thousands of dollars to for the most expensive hump of his life. Now we know.

Goodness! She's a "musician." That, apparently from her MySpace page.

Also on her MySpace page, she writes: "I have been alone. I have abused drugs. I have been broke and homeless. But, I survived, on my own. I am here, in NY because of my music."

Well, music and having sex for money.

I don't really know what makes a confused person like this get where she got, but it's tough to find sympathy. On the other hand, if it wasn't her, it would just be some other hooker. The focus shouldn't be on her... the moral responsibility in this sordid tale belongs to Spitzer. Hookers are not known for morals. Ashley Dupre isn't the story.

However, she may have just found her big break... ironically, the very thing that is crushing her weird twisted world right now could land her an enormous record contract and book deal.

I mean, look at Pam Anderson. She's evidently written several books, despite being unable to read.

I suspect Ms. Dupre will be able to remain in Manhattan as long as she likes...


Judy Aron said...

Headless... you went to see her MySpace??? How vouyeristic of you :)

I guess someone has to check up on those sorts of things.... (wink)

Headless Horseman said...


Actually, I relied on the news reports... some TV coverage played some of her tunes off her page.

I'd say she sucks... but...

Clint said...

A 'musician' huh?

Well I've dabbled in (legimately) playing music for a long time, so I'd be up for a 'jam session' with her.

But I ain't paying a dime!

She can pay ME to play on her crappy recordings. I'm that kind of whore.

Headless Horseman said...

She has evidently been classicaly trained in the one-horned beef bagpipe.

I can't wait to see her debut with your group Clint.

mccommas said...
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mccommas said...

Whores are such a tragic creatures. They are almost always dumber than posts. Did you see the expression on her face? That’s one dumb girl. You can just tell.

Whores (both men and women) are almost always unintelligent and pathetic. I saw one yesterday getting a paper. She was dressed in what looked like men's boxers only they were in throw away condition.

Over that she had a winter coat. She walked a little and stood on the corner of Pearl and Valley Street in Willimantic. After she gets a John she won’t have far to walk to get her fix. She coult not be more than 20 years old.

As I drove by she waved. She was waving as if I was an old friend but she had a frown on her face. I felt so sorry for her.

Now Spitzer’s hooker thinks she may have struck gold will be in the same situation if not financially than morally. She won’t find happiness until she changes her way of life.

I am not opposed to prostitution itself as I am more of a Libertarian type of Republican but it undeniable that prostitution is destructive to a person’s soul even without the drug addiction.

It’s probably a good thing it’s illegal. I heard on FOX that in the porn industry a man observed that after a while the light in a girl’s eyes “just goes out” as if her soul died. I wish I knew who to credit for that but I just heard it in passing and it stuck with me.

It bothers me because I suspect its true.