Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Wart Hog Issues Death Fart


The final blow has come today to Rep. Chris Caruso's run for mayor of the city of Bridgeport.

A unanimous decision was handed down today from the Connecticut State Supreme Court, refusing to overturn lower court rulings, and declining to call for a new primary in Bridgeport.

The ridiculous claim that somehow his loss by over 270 votes in a 9,000 vote primary against Senator Bill Finch was the result of "irregularities" at the polls was finally laid to rest, and the refusal by a narrow-minded, egotistical politician to accept his defeat with even a shred of dignity and grace has now run its course.
The political belch heard round the state has now been expelled, and Caruso will now be forced to return to the General Assembly, where he can torture his colleagues with his self-righteous blather, and keep us up in the wee hours of the morning when we watch CTN.

3 comments:

Authentic Connecticut Republican said...

Bridgeport should really be ashamed of themselves for ever putting that dolt in office in the 1st place.
To return him?

Unforgivable.

Chris Healy said...

Great headline

Headless Horseman said...

Yes. Well he has certainly rattled the stall walls in the halls of power for some time...