Today we celebrate the evils of humanity and acknowledge as a species our deep shame over having invented plastic, and letting our poo poo get into river streams. How much better the world would be without people! Koalas and marmosets could discuss fine animal literature while on envoys of peace to dolphin civilizations.
I say we all celebrate Earth Day by not flushing a single toilet or washing a single armpit in the state of Connecticut for one day.
Of course, that's life as usual for most of Earth Day's principal celebrants.