The Republican-American is reporting UFOs over Waterbury.
They might have been showing up to pick up Phil Giordano and bring him back to his evil planet of origin, and boy are they gonna be mad to find we're not ready to let him go for at least 30 years.
Clusters of lights were spotted by residents moving "deliberately." Bradley Airport had no answers. You have to be kidding me. Somebody had better check to see if Mayor Jarjura is making a volcano out of a pile of mashed potatos.