I salute you for staying home on Saturday nights chugging Stop & Shop pineapple soda, getting up from pounding your computer with your Funyon-stained fingers only to go to the bathroom.
I salute you trying to change the world while in your underpants.
I salute you for being so unable to let go of your cancerous hatred of George Bush and Joe Lieberman that it has probably shaved seven years off your life.
I salute you for treating us all to your semi-literate, half-baked sonorous missives on so many obsequious and unmemorable blogs, that you have unwittingly provided us with a gigantic cyber-wall of prattle that rivals the Great Wall of China is its immensity.
I know that 2008 will be your greatest year of achievement yet. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL!